This was the conversation between one of my bosses and myself this afternoon:
my boss: could you change the date on this letter to today and not the 11th?
me: ok, but today IS the 11th.
my boss: when did it become the 11th?
me: at about midnight last night.
my boss: huh.
me: try to keep up, the game is constantly moving.
....and then we both had a good laugh :-)